Here’s a good name for a strip club for mermen:
Don’t you just love YouTube ‘s origami tutorials?
That sick looking peacock ( ha ha… cock :) ) is actually a phoenix.
I have succumbed to the elastic wrist band.
Because #bloodflowisforlosers .
Also made a second ago by my 10 year all cousin so #madeinFrance . That’s quality work.
I like to sing songs that fit what I do.
Does anyone know a song about cooking potatoes?
I don’t need a pharmacy. I am the pharmacy!
NEED MONEY FOR COLLEGE
NEED COLLEGE FOR JOB
NEED JOB FOR MONEY
WHO THE FUCK DESIGNED THIS SYSTEM
NEED EXPERIENCE FOR JOB
NEED JOB TO GET EXPERIENCE
NEED CAR FOR JOB
NEED JOB FOR CAR
GOTTA EAT TO LIVE
GOTTA STEAL TO EAT
TELL YOU ALL ABOUT IT WHEN I GOT THE TIME
ONE JUMP AHEAD OF THE SLOWPOKES
ONE SKIP AHEAD OF MY DOOM
NEXT TIME GOTTA USE A NOM DE PLUME
It got better
this is still my favorite tweet of all time
i can’t stop laughting
i could get this image printed on a dakimakura. nothing is stopping me. its the right dimensions and resolution and size and i have the money. i could literally own a fucked up anime sex pillow but with an image of French Emperor Napoleon Bonaparte. what a time to be alive
never give up on your dreams